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WARNING!
This memo is being sent to all Bothell community postal customers.
There have been numerous sightings of leprechaun mischief across our area in the past several weeks.
Government officials expect the pranks to increase as we get closer to St. Patrick’s Day on March 17th.
Please be on the lookout for signs that the leprechauns have targeted you or your home. We urge everyone to prepare for such attacks in advance.
Protect yourselves and your home by setting traps. As it is well known in legend, if you catch a leprechaun, he must give you a pot of gold. But, beware! They are sneaky tricksters and will most likely outsmart you at every turn.
Be on the lookout for these common signs that you have been targeted and that you need to take precautions: green in unusual places, things of beauty or interest going missing, and pranks being played on you.
You’ve been warned! Be prepared!
This memo is being sent to all Bothell community postal customers.
There have been numerous sightings of leprechaun mischief across our area in the past several weeks.
Government officials expect the pranks to increase as we get closer to St. Patrick’s Day on March 17th.
Please be on the lookout for signs that the leprechauns have targeted you or your home. We urge everyone to prepare for such attacks in advance.
Protect yourselves and your home by setting traps. As it is well known in legend, if you catch a leprechaun, he must give you a pot of gold. But, beware! They are sneaky tricksters and will most likely outsmart you at every turn.
Be on the lookout for these common signs that you have been targeted and that you need to take precautions: green in unusual places, things of beauty or interest going missing, and pranks being played on you.
You’ve been warned! Be prepared!
As you can see, the Leprechauns had already seen it and vandalized it.
Emmett has been designing and setting traps ever since.
We'll keep you posted on what happens next.
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